kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

Do not heed this Satanic Voice

Don’t take the 8 am class, everyone’s either dead tired or on so, so much caffine.

That’s not me! That’s an angel! I would never say such a thing!

Take care of yourself! Don’t heed the puritanical voice in your brain!